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The Professors

Posted by EvilJesus - July 22nd, 2008


I'm on holiday, don't get pissed because you don't get replies

Man i love eighties music!

For some time now a small 'crew' which originated on Xbox live call The Professors need a new member, it's only for one person though, we can't tell you what to do but it is fun.
Requirements:
- Xbox and XBL with at least one of the following games; GTA IV, Halo 3, COD4, BF: BC, GOW. People with more games have a bigger chance (but don't buy them just for us, just in case ;))
- Headset is the one thing that keeps us together.
- 16+ age requirement unless you know us quite well
- This ties in with the age but is just kinda for tie breakers, you take a science subject.
- Like to spurt out memes constantly? No chance.
- If you live in the UK or time zones with +/- 2 hours then that will be a lot better, we already have someone from America and its tough D:
- Nice sense of humour
- 07ers are frowned upon due to the state of NG today, but depending on who you are, we'll consider you. 08ers are cool.

Any questions? Either leave on here or PM me or another Professor:
Krum - Professor in Sexology
Kyle Professor in Physical Science
Odyssic - Professor in Biology
DumbassDude - Professor in Chemistry
And me - Professor in Physics.


Comments

YAY IM COOL

Oh... hurray!

This is delicious, it really is. Once you are taken on board you get a free gift. Not saying what it is just yet. :3

And it's not gay porn.

Im from the US. There goes my chance...

Not really, depends on the other variables as well you know.

Count me in, I feel all the requirements other then UK, and I have all the games :D

I get a new mic tomorrow morning

Oooo, looks like you're in.

05 user, I win! I am friends with you, Krum, and Dumbass already, I win!

But we can never say your name :P

We need more people asking to join before we make a decision...
We will organize a meeting with one of you at a time over xbox Live and play some games, see how it goes. If thats okay with all the other Professors?

Well we just interviewed MC and he seems all good, we just need some more.

I agree with whatwhat Professor DumbassDude says.

He said suck my cock.

I think the four of us should specialize in certain sciences, I CALL CHEMISTRY!

MAGNESIUM OXIDE FTW

I prefer just starting with magnesium then oxidising it.

I call uhh.. Sexology? The science of sex. I specialise in anal.

How much is after school classes?

FUCK
As soon as i sell my xbox an awesome new crew comes around.
ARGH!

Sucks to be you.

Penis.

Joke.

Oh, I forgot to brag.
I'm the only kid from america.
I'd like to keep it that way, but it's whatever.
I have have all but two of the games.
Sixteen of course.
I'm taking physical science this year, hooray!
When we play GTAIV I totally do barrel rolls, and Mudkips are ftw.
Too bad you can't spurt out memes like me, huh?
TOO BAD YOU AREN'T A PROFESSOR HUH?
Anyways, I'm done here.
I love you EJ and Krum<3.

Now you can love the other Professors to you know!

I'm flabbergasted at the lack of applicants. I'd hate to think you're all too shy to try out - Professorism is open to anybody but only a select few will get picked. Also once you join you get to touch me - twice.

YOu can only touch his genitals though :O

I believe I meet the requirements. Can I join?

But you said you don't have XBL :O

"Also once you join you get to touch me - twice."

Uh yeah, thanks to that, I don't wanna join anymore....

:P

3 times?

and on another note, like 3 people applied, what's taking so long? lol.

Well, it seems like some people are going to be happy, i haven't had much contact with the professors lately due to being in a different country.

WTF!? I'm on your friends list! I'm online everyday!

Got ya ;D

Competitive gaming is for people with small penises trying to prove themselves. We're all about fun and possibly cockjokes.

The professie will help.

The Professor rules at deathball!

So, can I be in? I'll talk to you on Live later.

Sure i don't see why not :D

Damn non-professors, stealing my water, making me pay taxes, impress me!

Doesn't matter, when we're together, we can do anything!

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