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EvilJesus
I AM THE DANCE COMMANDER!

Age 33, Male

Whoa ho Professor!

STUDENT BITCHES

Where the Wales roam.

Joined on 1/13/06

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Sometimes a parrot talks.

Posted by EvilJesus - April 1st, 2009


That boy needs therapy.

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Comments

Meaty bread.

Guten tag.

What do I love in life?

Almost everything.

Even men?
Fag.

i like...
ermmm..
manga!!
jokes
and eddsworld at this moment in time....

Never read manga and eddsworld is a mighty fine animator.

You made Twilight snort curry powder!
Good going buddy! :D

But it makes your nose clear!
Would I ever lie to you?

I HATE MY LIFE

I call shotgun on the corpse!

Well hello there...

Oh you're making me blush.

What do you do with a Drunken Sailor?

Early in the morning!

'Sup?

Good day sir, care for some coal?

Did i ever tell you your the funniest user on newgrounds?

Did I ever tell you you're the sexiest NGer?

Give me some waffles then.

Here you are boy, would you like cream with that?

You have, multiple times

LIES!

Lol, I've seen that before, it's funny as hell.

The more you see it the more you laugh.

FUCK YOU

Buck dich!

I want some waffles and a hug!

Well then, bend over.

<3

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And your heart is too big.

That's sweet.

I want to rub syrup on your body.

I want to rub syrup all over your - You're a guy? DDDD:

I can be a girl if you want me to be :3

Houten sihst miykarüfung, EvilJesus.

Sometimes you just make me want to cry.

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Holy Shit!

Yeah, thats whats wrong with them!