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Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: Wales
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'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine :D

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GayForGirls has huge balls! Also, fuck you yaoi!

Posted by EvilJesus May. 5, 2008 @ 4:48 PM EDT

First of all! If you like yaoi, go die in a hole seriously, i don't want to see your shit ridden shit!

Got rid of the videos, some stuff has been going on.

WORMS... or something!
LOL INTERNET!
This isn't gay, i swear!
I just think the music is awesome :D
Sweet ass music :D

That's all for pown.alluc.org D: So here at some just random things!

I would totally do this dance if i could!
Say goodbye to immortality!
Well.... it could happen.

That's all i got, so if you got any let me know and i'll stick them up :D

Updated: 07/09/08 7:39 AM Log in to comment! | Share this!

The People Have Spoken

26 Comments

May. 19, 2008 | 5:02 PM Eggys says:

Ahh all these videos make pages take longer than they should to load

May. 20, 2008 | 6:51 PM EvilJesus responds:

Tell me about it, i'll just link to anything from now on.

May. 20, 2008 | 10:39 AM Black-Ops says:

The first one should be made redundant. The audio was awful, BURN IT. >:(

May. 20, 2008 | 6:50 PM EvilJesus responds:

Nah, witches is what we burn!

May. 20, 2008 | 12:39 PM Goonie says:

: )

May. 20, 2008 | 6:51 PM EvilJesus responds:

:D
POST TO SHORT

May. 21, 2008 | 8:51 AM LOLZILLA says:

I like Yaoi.

May. 21, 2008 | 9:48 AM EvilJesus responds:

GTFO

May. 21, 2008 | 8:51 AM LOLZILLA says:

I'm also a liar.

May. 21, 2008 | 9:48 AM EvilJesus responds:

GTFBI
(Get the fuck back in!)

May. 21, 2008 | 5:44 PM EyeLovePoozy says:

Fuck yaoi. Fuck it right in the neck, right where it breathes.

May. 23, 2008 | 1:30 PM EvilJesus responds:

Come here my brothers!
Tonight, we slain the fuckers!

May. 22, 2008 | 3:23 PM lazyyMitch says:

"Sweet as music :D"

Regarding that one, "Instant Remedy" have some remixed C64 music like that.

Here's one of their songs - http://www.fuss.no/felles/Audiosurf/r oesen/Instant%20Remedy%20-%20Comic%20 Bakery.mp3

May. 23, 2008 | 1:30 PM EvilJesus responds:

Thanks man!
I'll be sure to get pissed then dance to it :D
Okay i listened to it!
OH MY FUCKING GOD! <3

Updated: Jul. 2, 2008, 11:52 AM
May. 25, 2008 | 8:37 PM Eggys says:

YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST

May. 26, 2008 | 5:06 PM EvilJesus responds:

Oh you!
<3

May. 28, 2008 | 7:47 AM Kagoe says:

I have huge testicals too!! :D

May. 28, 2008 | 10:50 AM EvilJesus responds:

But is your name GayForGirls?
I THINK NOT :O

Jun. 9, 2008 | 9:12 PM XD0042006 says:

Hi.

Jun. 10, 2008 | 3:26 PM EvilJesus responds:

Oh lordy!
What are you doing here? I told you to stay in Finland so you can father those kids of yours!

Jun. 11, 2008 | 4:06 PM LOLZILLA says:

touch my curly sheep

Jun. 12, 2008 | 3:14 PM EvilJesus responds:

Touch me straight wang

Jun. 21, 2008 | 10:21 AM EARIO says:

How come your never online on Windows Live Messenger?

Jun. 21, 2008 | 7:05 PM EvilJesus responds:

'Cause i'm way too cool and i just haven't been on much lately.

Jun. 25, 2008 | 1:40 AM Gagsy says:

"First of all! If you like yaoi, go die in a hole seriously, i don't want to see your shit ridden shit!"

Ouch ='(

Jun. 26, 2008 | 2:39 PM EvilJesus responds:

Burnnnn

Jun. 27, 2008 | 5:30 PM WooldoorSockbat says:

Guess i'll go die in a hole, bye sweety.

Jun. 28, 2008 | 11:53 AM EvilJesus responds:

Go on then.

Jul. 1, 2008 | 2:20 PM LOLZILLA says:

i eat thistles

Jul. 2, 2008 | 11:43 AM EvilJesus responds:

And i shit poppy seeds.

Jul. 1, 2008 | 4:25 PM TompN says:

Golly, you must be the first author that actually replies to all comments! :O
I dont know wtf yaoi is, but if it makes you feel better, I hate em.
THEYRLIKEGEYASHELLWECANLIKESLEYTHEMON THEIRSOFAWHAILTHEYWATCHTEHTVPORNZOLOL THEYNEVERKNOWHATHITEMOMGZPWN

Jul. 2, 2008 | 11:43 AM EvilJesus responds:

Welcome to the family :D

Jul. 2, 2008 | 12:43 PM lazyyMitch says:

The zombie one was very interesting. I prefer it if zombies stayed in movies though.

You gotta add this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU6w37 F9iW4

Jul. 9, 2008 | 7:36 AM EvilJesus responds:

Well done for being a slave to a bunch of shit pipes, bravo

Jul. 3, 2008 | 11:41 AM Grind says:

Hai d00t wassup

Jul. 3, 2008 | 12:24 PM EvilJesus responds:

OMGZ NOTHING LOLOLOLOL

Jul. 10, 2008 | 5:31 AM Sidorio says:

Yaoi = boy sex? Amirite?

Jul. 10, 2008 | 9:37 AM EvilJesus responds:

Yes.

Jul. 10, 2008 | 9:49 AM Sidorio says:

That didn't start up quite the conversation I intended.

Jul. 10, 2008 | 1:40 PM EvilJesus responds:

:3
Do you want man sex with me then?

Jul. 10, 2008 | 9:51 AM MrFinland says:

yaoi = Hot gay bumsecks?

Jul. 10, 2008 | 1:40 PM EvilJesus responds:

No, that's me and you baby!

Jul. 12, 2008 | 10:45 AM gamerdakota says:

Yaoi is retarded, they should look at some real porn.

Also, hotness competition on my page. Yeah, sorry...

Jul. 13, 2008 | 11:12 AM EvilJesus responds:

Agreed and i swear to god, if you ever say that again i will have to rip off your testicles and ram them up your arse!

Jul. 13, 2008 | 8:36 PM GayForGirls says:

Whut....Did I miss something or did we have sex?

Jul. 13, 2008 | 9:24 PM EvilJesus responds:

Is it okay if i say both?

Jul. 13, 2008 | 9:56 PM ZeldaFreak701 says:

Holy crap! You're a girl!?! O_O

Jul. 14, 2008 | 9:22 PM EvilJesus responds:

Wait what!?

Updated: Jul. 14, 2008, 9:37 PM
Jul. 19, 2008 | 4:04 PM Racoonmario says:

Yaoi is... gay.
OH THE ENLIGHTENMENT!

Jul. 21, 2008 | 6:14 AM EvilJesus responds:

WE SHALL DANCE DEEP INTO THE NIGHT!

Jul. 21, 2008 | 6:36 AM VespeneGas says:

dick

Jul. 21, 2008 | 6:37 AM EvilJesus responds:

<nasty names>
</nasty names>

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