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EvilJesus
I AM THE DANCE COMMANDER!

Age 33, Male

Whoa ho Professor!

STUDENT BITCHES

Where the Wales roam.

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Posted by EvilJesus - July 22nd, 2008


I'm on holiday, don't get pissed because you don't get replies

Man i love eighties music!

For some time now a small 'crew' which originated on Xbox live call The Professors need a new member, it's only for one person though, we can't tell you what to do but it is fun.
Requirements:
- Xbox and XBL with at least one of the following games; GTA IV, Halo 3, COD4, BF: BC, GOW. People with more games have a bigger chance (but don't buy them just for us, just in case ;))
- Headset is the one thing that keeps us together.
- 16+ age requirement unless you know us quite well
- This ties in with the age but is just kinda for tie breakers, you take a science subject.
- Like to spurt out memes constantly? No chance.
- If you live in the UK or time zones with +/- 2 hours then that will be a lot better, we already have someone from America and its tough D:
- Nice sense of humour
- 07ers are frowned upon due to the state of NG today, but depending on who you are, we'll consider you. 08ers are cool.

Any questions? Either leave on here or PM me or another Professor:
Krum - Professor in Sexology
Kyle Professor in Physical Science
Odyssic - Professor in Biology
DumbassDude - Professor in Chemistry
And me - Professor in Physics.


Posted by EvilJesus - May 5th, 2008


First of all! If you like yaoi, go die in a hole seriously, i don't want to see your shit ridden shit!

Got rid of the videos, some stuff has been going on.

WORMS... or something!
LOL INTERNET!
This isn't gay, i swear!
I just think the music is awesome :D
Sweet ass music :D

That's all for pown.alluc.org D: So here at some just random things!

I would totally do this dance if i could!
Say goodbye to immortality!
Well.... it could happen.

That's all i got, so if you got any let me know and i'll stick them up :D


Posted by EvilJesus - March 2nd, 2008


But that isn't going to stop me on making a news post so to rock things off, my birthday on the 23rd March which i share with my mother and i got the Belgium meet-up cancelled, sorry to anyone for any problems, mainly you GayForGirls, all that happened because of not enough money.

NG related? Nope.

College? Only a few exams and shizz like that.

Anything else? Well, actually i'm leaving that to you, you can give me links or little motos to post up here, either leave a comment for it or PM me (only one person can request a picture unless i prefer it than the previous one). Before anyone starts bitching i will only but up what i see fit so no hentai or shit like that.

Update: Started lessons and roundabouts seem to just appear out of now where while my driving instructor is praying, haven't stalled yet though :D Car what?

Happy whatevers!


Posted by EvilJesus - February 1st, 2008


The month is finally here although i got too excited a while back.
I'll properly do nothing again or just ask everyone to be my valentine :3 Also, leap year, make sure you do something crazy otherwise you have to wait another 4 years and by then you could have no legs from a war or something.
Keep it real and make love!
Also internets loves.
Also also things.


Posted by EvilJesus - November 4th, 2007


So, GayForGirls started the run time for the meet up . Official date ==> 24th - 26th of March and it looks like more people are interested then expected. He's a little scared D:

Why? "Because this is the first time in my life I get a big responsibility, luckily I got some people backing me up and helping me (I hope).
But still, anyone wants to be in this 24/7 with me, just give me a buzz." - GayForGirls

Also, older people are showing interest. 18+ Boys and girls wish to participate, but are scared because of the age gap.
But i'm all for it!
I mean, you lot are a bunch of friendly guys that i like :D
Also, i'm planning on bringing twister ;)

In conclusion, things are looking good, people are intersted, and well, yeah, he's scared.

People with interest who are in the UK, PM at will.
Things are explained in the thread though.


Posted by EvilJesus - October 4th, 2007


Yes I know that it's not even Halloween yet but all this fab on NG has made me want to think forward to valentines day! ^.^
I really have no idea why I'm doing this :D
So, share your love here or tell me how you want me to PM with loves and giggles!
<3
ALSO
I'm still doing my Profile Spree! so make sure to drop a comment there as well!


Posted by EvilJesus - September 6th, 2007


Okay, now i'm bored out of my mind so i thought, i'd click on one persons profile and leave a comment then click on someone else commment, go to their profile until i can do it no more!
I'll start by the first person who replies to this then i'll keep you updated on who i've done :D
So expect a visit from me!
<3

Also, if i'm in the mood i'll reply to anyone else who replies to this and come on, you got to do it to!
Spree the love :D

Note: I will continue linking from profile to profile until i reach someone without news posts, then i move onto some else who has replied here.

Done so far(all in order):
ZombieSquirrel
WilliWowza
Mechablobby
Gasgy
Trambonline
piratey
H-A-X-O-R-Z
LOLZILLA
Black-Ops
jackmorrison
DEFF
Delta66
Sticky
Zaentz - Had no news posts and thus i start again!
greensucksbluerules - Started again!
M-to-the-C
Life-Stream
XD0042006
TheRadicalOne
JonBro
AbsolutelyNothing
Miro-Kaz - I was the only one, start again!
KemCab - Started again again!
NeoSoviet
cellardoor6
Bullion
X-Gary-Gigas-X
FrozenSheep
UberKuri
Catoblepes - or whatever his name is :3
ChaiLatte - STUPID MAN WHORE! LOCKED THE FUCKED COMMENTS >:(


Posted by EvilJesus - July 23rd, 2007


Some of you might of seen this link, so here's a tip, never run around your house....

I hurt my little toe :'(


Posted by EvilJesus - July 19th, 2007


Is it me or is it cloudy?


Posted by EvilJesus - July 17th, 2007


Come on spread it, you need it, i need it :D

Spread the LOVE!